Hi friends this is forwarded email,just for fun northindian and south indian female please dont come to fight with me. i hust shared with you read and enjoy. <TABLE width="100%"><TR vAlign=top><TD width="100%">*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholesterol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly Phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair. 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself. 8. You are a very "Especial" person to her. 9. She always thought that Madrasis a state and covers the whole of south Indiauntil she met you. 10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to âEURoewalk out" 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. *** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE *** 1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras/ AnnaUniversity. 2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with.. I say…" 3. She shudders if you use four letter words. 4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.) 5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. 6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. 7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) 8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself. 9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madrasheat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet. 10. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. 11. Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation') 12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. 13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it. 14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. 15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you. thanks regards uma
Good one..but again shows that South Indian means Tamil or Madrasi...we have beautiful Malayali girls, friendly Kannadigas and down to earth Telugu girls...
wow superb nice joke s its true abt southindians becoz iam also a part of madrasi n southindia gud joke no one will take it seriously
In discussing matters of the North vs South.. For those people who use the word "madrasi" to refer to certain other people, everything south of the Vindhyas is "madrasi". Also, those who use the word "madrasi" think they are using it in a pejorative sense *LOL*
hi friend, you missed another one thing.ies he has to buy types of kurtis for north indianwife,but along with that he has to buy sareeees also for southindian wife. but one thing whatever, north indian or south indian,he has to wait at the ground floor of the textile shop for longtime.