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No more headaches?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by chatkara_tasty, Sep 22, 2007.

  1. chatkara_tasty

    chatkara_tasty Bronze IL'ite

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    A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those

    Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

    ";No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

    His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat

    ";I do not Have a Headache;

    I do not have a headache,

    I do not have a headache."

    It Worked! The headaches are all gone."

    The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

    His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball

    Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the

    Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

    The husband agrees to try it

    Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his

    Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

    He Puts her on The bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.

    His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

    The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes

    Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

    Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With

    That, He goes back in the bathroom.

    This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,

    She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

    ";She's not my Wife.

    She's Not my wife.

    She's not my wife..."







    his funeral services will be held on Friday.

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  2. Shanvy

    Shanvy IL Hall of Fame

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    hi chatkara,

    Great.....Had a hearty laugh........................
     
  3. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Heena,
    The poor wife must have felt she was better off before, what a way to die!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    Really What A Way To Die..is This The Only Way A Man Can Make Love..sunkan
     
  5. maya08

    maya08 Senior IL'ite

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    my my my....what husband.
    poor wife to learn such a truth.
    good for laughs though.
    thanks for posting chatkara.

    keep the posts coming

    cheers
     

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