Nine words women use

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  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

    Some Hindi words:

    1. 'Sahi hai' - means approval and support

    2. 'Puckao muth' - Don't bore me

    3. 'Baag Jaa' - Means get lost or piss off

    Some Tamil words:

    1. 'sarthan poya'- Equivalent to piss off. Those who have seen the Tamil movie Jeyam, actress sada does this beautifully.

    2. Telling the child 'Unga appa kitte kelu' - means her disaaproval of you watching TV or reading Newspaper.

    3. 'Bore adikuthu' - means you have to take her to the latest movie which her friends have already seen

    More to come.....
     
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  2. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    I use most of these words, TDU. Your Interpretation is awesome.
    Good one.:smile:
     
  3. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Ha ha ha. Thanks, Jananikrithsan.
     
  4. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    hey TDU,
    is this experience or a forward, it looks too real, yeah! i also use many but where they say ok, i just walk away with i rest my case here...sunkan
     
  5. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear Sunkan,

    It is selected, interpreted from a forward apt for Indian women. There are words which western women use such as piss off etc. are not suited to our women I suppose. There are some typical Hindi words also such as 'Sahi hai'- meaning support, 'puckao math' - meaning don't bore me and in anger 'baag jao'. The hindi words are from pure experience.:lol:

    Regards,

    TDU
     
  6. malspie

    malspie Platinum IL'ite

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    Hey Goldie,

    You missed on "That bitch". Most of the woman use this term.

    It means she is smarter and talented me and I am jealous or she is worrying me... :exactly:

    "Its over" also means she needs a reconcilation... :exactly:

    Few more lets see, if i can recollect..

    hey that does not mean I use these phrases ok.
     
  7. MeenLoch

    MeenLoch Silver IL'ite

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    TDU,
    Are u aorund when I speak ???
    How true ! I use 8 out of them with the same intentions u mentioned :mrgreen:
     
  8. Pritirach

    Pritirach Silver IL'ite

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    Hi TDU
    i use exactly same words in exactly context.:tongue
    Priti
     
  9. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Sir,
    You read women's mind very well.
    Your wife must be lucky!!

    ~Punitha
     
  10. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    My God,
    Is this what men interpret when we women (especially I ) say these words; I am taken by surprise and I personally wish that I need to be more careful while using these words when men are around.:biggrin2:
     

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