New Element discovered

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Tamildownunder, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Element Name: WOMAN

    Symbol: WO

    Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

    Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

    Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

    Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

    Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
     
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  2. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Good one......trying to control my laughter!:cool2: :rotfl
     
  3. chitrajan

    chitrajan Bronze IL'ite

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    Dear TDU,

    That was a wicked :mrgreen: joke

    But still I enjoyed it very much :yes:
     
  4. Chitvish

    Chitvish Moderator IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Tamil,
    Beware - I am a chemistry graduate & that too from American College !
    I wrote the analysis of a woman, in our college magazine & got an award for the best article !
    The woes of forgetfulness ??!!
    Love,
    Chithra.
     
  5. Vidya24

    Vidya24 Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Raman(Tamildownunder),

    Good one! But we will not forgive this easily. Wait and watch!

    regards
    Vidya

    PS: Am still reading and enjoying yr kavithais. Am very busy, so not posting a FB regularly.
     
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    jothi Senior IL'ite

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    Dear TDU,

    this is hilariously wicked, but a good joke.. hahahha

    Jothi.
     
  7. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahaha,very nice:2thumbsup:
     
  8. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello


    CECRI..
    BARC
    research panna anubhavam
    pothavillayo
    new element enru solli
    young...!!! element pathi
    kandupiditheero?
    sirithu etru kolvathu
    engal perunthanmai..
    maattikondaal piratti eduthuvidamaattom..
    greeeeeeeeeeeeeen
    enru sonnatharku
    mmmmmhhhmmm
    kovamthaan...

    sathya
     
  9. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi,

    very nice one.

    W stands for Women

    Put W upside down - becomes M which stands for Men.

    So understand all the properties of Women totally opposite, very well suits for Men.

    regards,

    Vanaja
     
  10. Tamildownunder

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    Dear ladies,

    I was hesitant to put this humour here first. But, now after seeing your response hats off to you for your excellent sense of humour. Thanks to all of you for having enjoyed the humour.

    Regards,

    TDU
     

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