never lie to a wife!!!!

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    A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.


    We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up” ” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. “



    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.



    The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.



    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?



    He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?
    You’ll love the answer…



    The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …..”
     
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