1. Would you like to join the IL team? See open jobs!
    Dismiss Notice
  2. What can you teach someone online? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice
  3. If someone taught you via skype, what would you want to learn? Tell us here!
    Dismiss Notice

Never Argue with a Woman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by teju, May 19, 2008.

  1. teju

    teju Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    344
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decidesto take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
    take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
    book..

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and
    says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at anymoment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'For reading a book,' she replies,'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
    'I'm sorry, officer,
    but I'm not fishing. I'm reading''Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
    moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
    woman.
    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    start at any moment.'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
     
    Loading...

  2. lahy15

    lahy15 Silver IL'ite

    Messages:
    1,112
    Likes Received:
    34
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Female
    Brilliant Teju ... Bow... Thanks for sharing here ... Regards, Suni ... :)
     
  3. sharadha

    sharadha Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    717
    Likes Received:
    16
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Gender:
    Female
    Hi Teju,

    That was a smart reply by the lady..Even otherwise women are smart.
     
  4. Deepi

    Deepi Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    230
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    wow.. great one :)
     
  5. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

    Messages:
    12,595
    Likes Received:
    2,781
    Trophy Points:
    445
    Gender:
    Female
    hahahahah that was a cool one
     
  6. reshmirn

    reshmirn Bronze IL'ite

    Messages:
    363
    Likes Received:
    11
    Trophy Points:
    33
    Gender:
    Female
    haha haha
    had a nice laugh..gotta share this one with my hubby 2day!!! thanx for postring this Teju
    luv
    Reshmi
     
  7. Rohini Santhosh

    Rohini Santhosh New IL'ite

    Messages:
    18
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    1
    Gender:
    Female
    Thats was a great one.....Big Laugh
     
  8. teju

    teju Senior IL'ite

    Messages:
    344
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Gender:
    Female
    Dear All,
    Thanks for appreciating, I just love this joke.
    We women are smart and we ROCK!!!!
     

Share This Page