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My wife always wanted to see.....

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Jun 17, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TD class=newstitle align=left><TD class=para1 align=left>Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him
    for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the
    beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized
    that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some
    money. Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have
    money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will
    certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the
    beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of
    tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one
    to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to
    health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and
    told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It i! s
    really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain
    and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am
    going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some
    tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and
    leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer
    by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a
    bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved !! and asked the beggar to
    come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in
    anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still
    had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your
    house with you".


    The man replied.................................................



    "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like
     
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  2. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    :) :) :) :) had a good laugh....

    Thanks for posting.
     
  3. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    Funny ha ha ha. Had a good laugh.

    madhu
     
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  4. slp807

    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    :) nice post

    -sreelatha
     
  5. asmamkb

    asmamkb New IL'ite

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    keep some more pouring in,that was great.
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    preethi27 Senior IL'ite

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    Padmash Platinum IL'ite

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    hi,

    so men will get excuses to catch all bad habits

    bye
     
  9. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Very funny!

    Sriniketan
     
  10. honey

    honey New IL'ite

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    hey thats funny:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
     

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