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Khatee Khabar


X Standard Exams


A Tata Sumo Driver rammed in to a bike and a rickshaw killing two and severly injuring others. The injured were group of students of X students on their way to give exams.


Roz aisa khabar sunke apun ka dil bahut rotha hain.. Hai na behno.. aapka bhi tho rotha hoga.. Char re.. sabke liye cutting.. zaldai.. adrak dal ke..

 

Aapki Apni Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express. Badi teji se khabar le kar aaye hain.. Platform No. 4 pe khadi hain gaadi.. Zaldi Chad jaayiye..
Kya Karen Bhai – Soch Me Pad Gaye Hum


Iron Grills on Windows


The Iron Grills on Windows of the Retiwalla Industrial Estate in Byculla was the major hamper as windows were the only way from where people caught in fire could be rescued. This incident has thrown spectrum on the fact that not only industrial galahs, housing societies, offices, shops all of them use these grills on windows of their rooms and toilets as secutiry measures. Fire Department has raised this issue on how can people be rescued if they have decided to trap themselves with grills. Fire spreads from one floor to the other and thus blocking the staircases with huge black flames. Lifts cannot be used as it can cause suffocation to people trapped in life. Windows is the safest medium from where people can be rescued.
The bodies of four women were fused and charred in the fire. They seem to have sat under a running tap hoping to save them from the disaster. A real question of concern, is the grills??

Kya boltha hai bhai.. Apun ne kabhi iske bare mein socha nahin…

 

Dhamaal Khabar


KAALA DHANDA ON OCTROI BHAND HO GAYA


Octroi Agents have earned in crores of rupees and live in plush bungalows, with acres and acres of land to their credit. Passing vehicles with bribe has been the funds. Came the IRON LADY – V. RADHA – Joint Municipal Commissioner, who stood tall against all the odds including life threating calls, only to evade this illegal trading at the nakas. Three cheers to V. Radha. Now E-Payment of Octroi will start from 1^st May 2008.


Khus kar diya dil ko.. Kokum sherbet aur ek missal pav – laukar aan re.

 

Wah Bhai Wah!!!
MUMBAI METRO RAIL NETWORK
The four routes of the Mumbai Metro Rail Network wil be financed by the Japan Bank for International Cooperation.
Charkop – Bandra 19kms
Bandra – Mankhurd 20kms
Andheri (E) – Dahisar (E) – 18kms
BKC- Kanjur Marg – 20kms


Vada Pav, Missal Pav or Cutting zaldi.. bahut maza aaya yeh khabar sunkar.. Demaag tanda ho gaya.

 

Sahas Isse Bolthe Hain
BAAP KA MAUT BETA KA PARIKSHA (X STD)
A 15 year old boy lost his ailing pop yesterday. Before his father touched heaven, he had asked his son not to miss his exams even if he breathes his last. Dutiful son, held himself high, gave his exams and returned home to peform the funeral rights. The Centre Head says, the boy had no tears in his eyes and was not looking for any emotional anchor. May be he had realized, he has become the Man of the house overnight and the burden of the family has quietly fallen on his tender shoulders.. God.. give him strength and courage and do help him as you always do.

 

Dhamaal Khabar

MODERATOR VANDANA MADAM’S REQUEST

Just Vandana peeped in last night to tell we need to add some Kokum Sherbet and SugarCane Juice to the menu available in the train. I Immediately noted down her request and have implemented it too. Her request has been a bit loud I think.. Kya hua? Our BMC officials also wanted to serve Kokum Sherbet as a welcome drink .. For the past two days the drink has not been served. A Curious Cat called “Meeoo” told me that the cans have been lopped up by rodents.. he he.. yes my dear friends.. the rodents moving merrily in the BMC office has lopped up this newly found tasty drink…
BMC is busy cleaning Mumbai city from rodents.. they forgot clean their home .. hain na..


Apun Ka Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express mein koi chua nahin… Sherbet se leke chai thak miltha hain.. Do board this train everyday…

 

Sahas Isse Bolthe Hain


BAAP KA MAUT BETA KA PARIKSHA (X STD)


A 15 year old boy lost his ailing pop yesterday. Before his father touched heaven, he had asked his son not to miss his exams even if he breathes his last. Dutiful son, held himself high, gave his exams and returned home to peform the funeral rights. The Centre Head says, the boy had no tears in his eyes and was not looking for any emotional anchor. May be he had realized, he has become the Man of the house overnight and the burden of the family has quietly fallen on his tender shoulders.. God.. give him strength and courage and do help him as you always do.

 

GRP Cops Hai Hai!!!
DO NOT KNOW LAW THEN SHELL MONEY OUT TO THE COPS
GRP (Govt. Railway Police) of CST (Chhatrapathi Shivaji Terminus) have come up with a unique way of making money from aam janatha who is ignorant of the kanoon of hamara bharat mahaan. Kya bolthi hain? Curious, read on… Instead of checking your bags these people stop commuters who board long distance trains on the pretext of bag inspection (which is mandatory now – bomb scare and all that..). The snatch the cell phones of the commuters and check for **** clippings. If they find one.. they immediately take them to a khopchi (corner) and threaten the victims to be prepared for an arrest or an official fine of lakhs of rupees. Another Police pretends to take down the victims name and contacts. Victims are asked to shell out anything from Rs.1000/- to Rs.3500/- depending upon the number of clippings I suppose.. One of the harried Commuters reported the matter to the press and our famous Mumbai Mirror caught GRP’s in action.
Now we all know that the law permits you to store a clipping on your cell but does not permit you to circulate it. So next time you have one on your cell, you do not have the shell out your hard earned money to those policemen. You know what does Hamara Bharaat Ka Kanoon Says..


Kya.. Ek Kokum Sherbet la re.. Vandana Madam bhi aayi hain.. Kashi ahes ga thu..

 

Kahan Se Aaye Ithne Paise


Famous Spiritual Guru Cheated


Spiritual Guru Kirit Fatania (often seen him on Television channels) was duped by a couple to a whooping amount of Rs. 3.5 crore promising 5% interest per month as returns. According to the police a few other followers of the guru have also been cheated. A complaint is lodged with the EOW.
Lekin yeh baat samajh mein nahin aatha ki aadhyathmik guruji ke paas itna paisa kahan se aaya… Hume tho kehte hain ki paisa moh ki cheez hain isse duur hi rehna… Arree woh purana kahawat yaad aa gaya .. “Haathi ke khane ki daath alagh, aur dikhane ki daath alagh”


Apna Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express.. Khabron ka silsila zaari hain..