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  1. Arunarc

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    Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many
    trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard,
    wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

    President Bush went up to the man and said, 'Has anyone told you that
    you look like Moses?'
    The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.

    The president said, 'Moses!' in a loud voice.

    The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president.

    The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to
    the robed man, asked him, 'Am I crazy, or does that man not look like
    Moses to you? The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed.

    'Well,' said the president, 'every time I say his name, he ignores me
    and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak.
    "Watch!' Again the president yelled, 'Moses!' and again the man ignored him.

    The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered,
    'You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?'

    The man leaned over and whispered back, 'Shhhh!
    Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years
    wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only
    spot in the entire Middle East with no oil!'

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