1. Name the only part of the world, where Malayalis dont work hard? Kerala 2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala? Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi 3. In United states it is easy to find a Mallu's house because people get smell of chicken curry from a mile away. 4. when u ask a question to a malayalee the answer will be another question 5. What is the malayalam version of "Maine Pyar Kiya " called? "Menon Pyar Kiya" 6. Mallus have been and are among India's most widely spread Community. If anyone needs proof then all they need do is look into NASA archives. As Neil Armstrong was about to say "One small step...", a Kaka came out of his 'shaap', and called his boy.. "Yada.. randu chaaya.". So much so for Armstrong being the first man on the moon. Mallus were there first! 7. Is Bruce Lee a Malaya Lee? What is Bruce Lee's favorite weapon? Kodaa Lee According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake? Ana Lee Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala Adima Lee Bruce Lee's Favorite Malayalam Channel Kaira Lee Bruce Lee favorite vegetable? Thakkaa Lee What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him? Nilavi Lee What is Bruce Lee's pet Chunde Lee What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch? Karingaa Lee What is Bruce Lee's Girl Friend's name? Anaarka Lee What is Bruce Lee's nick name? Neeraa Lee While in kerala he likes to be known Malaya Lee
