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  1. Cheeniya

    Cheeniya Super Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    *Moms will be Moms...*
    doesn’t matter who you are...

    Here is some Mom talk :

    *Issac Newton's mother:*
    "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"

    *Archimedes's mother:*
    "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from bath to home? ...and, WHO is this girl Eureka???”

    *Thomas Edison's mother:*
    "Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"

    *Abraham Lincoln's mother:*
    "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat and buy yourself a decent outfit."

    *James Watt's mother:*
    "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."

    *Graham Bell's mother:*
    "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."

    *Galileo Galilei's mother:*
    "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."

    *Samuel Morse's mother:*
    "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots.”

    *Mona Lisa's mother:*
    "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces to see, that the best smile you can give us is this ?"

    *Michelangelo's mother:*
    "Can't you paint on walls like other children ? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"

    *Albert Einstein's mother:*
    "But this picture gives you senior look. Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something...?"

    *Bill Gates's mother:*
    "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."

    *Danial Fahrenheit's mother:*
    "Stop playing will boiling water and let me make tea."

    *Robert Boyle's mother:*
    "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."

    *Alessandro Volta's mother:*
    "It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker. Silly fellow”

    *Andre Marie Ampere’s mom:*
    “Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!”

    *Christopher Columbus’ mother:*
    "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter !"

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  2. Metamorphic

    Metamorphic Platinum IL'ite

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    :grinning::grinning::grinning: Both, mothers of "inventors" and mothers of "beneficiaries of those inventions" can relate to this!!
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