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Molly The Camel!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daffodil, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. daffodil

    daffodil Bronze IL'ite

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    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit
    in a remote postin the Afghanistan Desert.
    During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed
    a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

    He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
    there.

    The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as
    you know, there are 250 men here
    on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes
    the men have "urges".
    Thats why we have Molly The Camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I
    condone this, but I understand
    about "urges", so the camel can stay ."
    About a month later, the Captain starts having
    his own "urges". Crazy with
    passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the
    camel to his tent. Putting a
    ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on
    the ladder, pulls his
    pants down and has wild, insane sex with the
    camel. When he's done, he asks the
    Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

    "No not really, sir...They usually just ride
    the camel into town where
    the girls are."

    Cheers,
    Daffodil
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    This was really MIND-BLOWING....could not help laughing...keep sharing n posting...
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahhahhaa,poor fellow :queen
     
  4. Saraswathipv

    Saraswathipv IL Hall of Fame

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    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    classicBig Laugh ....sunkan
     
  6. gisjul

    gisjul Senior IL'ite

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    Big LaughBig Laugh:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotflBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh:banana:banana

    too funny
    gis-L
     
  7. luvupete99

    luvupete99 Guest

    LOL! That wuz very funny!! BIG BIG laugh!
     
  8. vasthraa

    vasthraa Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi
    Thanks. You made me start the day with BIG LAUGH :rotfl
     

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