Molly The Camel!!!

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit
in a remote postin the Afghanistan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed
a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as
you know, there are 250 men here
on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes
the men have "urges".
Thats why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I
condone this, but I understand
about "urges", so the camel can stay ."
About a month later, the Captain starts having
his own "urges". Crazy with
passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the
camel to his tent. Putting a
ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on
the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the
camel. When he's done, he asks the
Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No not really, sir...They usually just ride
the camel into town where
the girls are."

Cheers,
Daffodil