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Missing husband, please help

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by snehanjali486, Jul 13, 2010.

  1. snehanjali486

    snehanjali486 New IL'ite

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    Hi all,

    Please find the hilarious conversation below

    A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
    Woman: I lost my husband
    Inspector: What is his height
    Woman: I never noticed
    Inspector: Slim or healthy
    Woman Not slim can be healthy
    Inspector: Color of eyes
    Woman: Never noticed
    Inspector: Color of hair
    Woman: Should be black
    Inspector: What was he wearing
    Woman: I don't remember exactly
    Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
    Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30
    inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
    slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
    balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
    The woman started crying
    Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Thanks
    sneha
     
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  2. vinoran

    vinoran Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Sneha!!

    Really nice. It shows the mentality of a woman. So her dog is much better than her Husband (?) Poor man

    Keep posting similar like this
    Vinoran
     
  3. kashly

    kashly New IL'ite

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    a good one :rotfl

    kavitha
     

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