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Microsoft Europe Interview

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by BeeAmma, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. BeeAmma

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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

    One candidate is our Ramasamy.

    Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
    Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Ramasamy says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

    Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Ramasamy says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can
    happen to me ?' So he stays.


    Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

    500 people leave the room.

    Ramasamy says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

    498 people leave the room.

    Ramasamy says to himself,

    'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else
    has gone.

    Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that
    language.'

    Calmly, ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says 'endha ooru?'

    The other candidate answers… ‘Salem pakkam'
     
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