Dad" "Yes, Lucifer?" Why did you tell those two that they shouldn't eat that apple?" "Elementary, my son. So that they eat it" "But why should they eat it?" "Coz, if they don;t, there will be no fall from paradise. If there' no fall, there'll be no fun" "Fun, dad?" Yep/ See now everything is so peaceful and so boring, We want, some action, no? "What kind of action, dad"? "Try wars, pestilence, politics and whatnot,. And I have made so many lambs that are eating all the grass in the Garden of Eden. The lions and tigers, not to speak of homo sapiens will eat them to keep the grass somewhat safe, What's the point of making lambs if there are no lamb chops?" " There's no way out of this?" There is. I'll be born as my own son to a woman who has never had sex. Get crucified and redeem mankind with my blood". "Will mankind be redeemed then?" "I really don't know kiddo, One thing is for sure. They will pinch a Roman pagan holiday and pass it off as my birthday". You mean they'll commemorate your birth on earth?" "Nope. I'll only play a secondary role., It will all be about an imaginary fat man in a red costume who supposedly delivers gifts". "It is all bat **** crazy!" "How dare you! Go to hell!. But before you do that do me a favour will you? Make sure the two idiots eat the apple. This apple won't keep the doctor away but ensure that doctors come into being, and lawyers." HAPPY SATURNALIAS. OOPS SORRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS!