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Men Are Hard To Please

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by sunkan, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    Men Are Hard To Please

    The problems with GUYS:

    If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
    If u Don't, he says u are PROUD .
    If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
    If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
    If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
    If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
    If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
    If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
    If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
    If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
    If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
    If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
    If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
    If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
    If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
    If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
    If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
    If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
    If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
    If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
    If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
    If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
    If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


    If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
    but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
     
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  2. Lalitha Shivaguru

    Lalitha Shivaguru Platinum IL'ite

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    Dear Sundari,

    Count me with you. I totallyyyyyyyyyyyy Agree with you. Their EGO will never make them to accept the same. But TRUTH is always TRUTH.
     
  3. JayaJ

    JayaJ Senior IL'ite

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    good one!
    Very true too..

    JJ
     
  4. DudeWithAttitude

    DudeWithAttitude New IL'ite

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    Initially I wanted to comment on some of the points, but when I saw the very last line, I thought that summarizes everything -
    "but if u don't, they say u are selfish" - so if you dont show it to a guy, he will say you are selfish? - hmmm... there it is, I rest my case! :thankyou2:




    just kidding....take it easy
     
  5. sunkan

    sunkan Gold IL'ite

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    HEY DUDE,
    I PREFER CONTRADICTIONS ONLY THEN WE COME TO REALISE THE OTHER SIDE, IT SHOULD NOT BE LEFT AT THAT, PL DO COME BACK AND COMMENT HERE..SUNKAN
     
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    Devika Menon Gold IL'ite

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    Dear Sunkan,

    Good one, had me laughing and my hubby fuming!!!

    Well said

    Devika
     
  7. DudeWithAttitude

    DudeWithAttitude New IL'ite

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    Sunkan, I think someone created that for fun, as we see these kind of forwarded emails and posts in abundance all over the internet, so these things are too silly to debate or contradict over....but if you want to do it for fun, I am game. By the way, pls dont take my comment any more seriously than I intended it to be.
     

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