Matrimonial ads

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  1. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Hi,

    This msg was forwarded to me and I found it so hillarious. Cant control laughter want all of you to enjoy it.
     
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  2. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Oh man this is a scream ...


    *These are Girls adds taken from shaadi.com*

    * *

    *These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
    place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!*

    * *

    *Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
    reading this mail...*



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    *- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If
    any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
    education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to
    my heart...*

    *when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
    yours Regards Sowmya ~*~* * *

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    i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she
    is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework



    *(Homework?)*



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    *Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may
    never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire
    life can run smoothly. thank you*



    *(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)* * *

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    *he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one
    brother and one sister. he should be educated.*



    *(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria
    !)*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





    *I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
    to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
    looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
    a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........*

    *hold*

    *my hand forever !!!*

    * *

    *(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)*



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    *i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
    amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot*



    *(I don't know why but this is one of my
    favorites)*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
    ~~~





    *My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
    in KSBKBT......*



    *(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too
    much, ain't he?)*



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    *i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
    while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast*



    *(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)*



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    *HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
    LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
    GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
    GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME
    WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.*



    *(all of us are loughing{laughing})*



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    *whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
    and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would bde
    called the man of the lamp*



    *(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)*



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    *i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
    patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok*



    *(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
    from "Ok-syndrome")*



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    *HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
    AND*

    *1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK*



    *(the "ok syndrome" again)*

    * *

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    * *

    *iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.*

    *i*

    *am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
    diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.*



    *(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)*





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    my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
    pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes



    *(height of desperation! J )*



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    *Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea
    frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
    think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.*

    *but*

    *iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
    good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
    *

    *bye bye.*



    *(uttama purishinin)*
     
  3. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    *iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.*



    *(No comments)*



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    *hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
    happily.idivorced my first
    husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean
    habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...*



    *(but credit cards not accepted..???)*



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    *my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service*



    *(Zebra..???)*



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    *i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should
    be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.*

    * *

    *(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)*





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    *to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable*



    *(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
    bridegroom.*

    *I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one*

    *soon.)*





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    *i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.*

    *because boy is the maharaja.*



    *(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)*



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    *ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not
    paying salary at present.*



    *(Any takers again?)*
     
  4. sunitha

    sunitha Gold IL'ite

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    Loved it....especially the zebra!!!!!:rotfl :rotfl :biggrin2: :mrgreen:
     
  5. rajmiarun

    rajmiarun Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Sunitha,

    It was nice to know that you loved it. Infact me and my husband rolled with laughter after reading this post and was questioning each other whether we would have choosed each other if the ads for ours would have been like that.
     
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    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Rajmi,

    Too good:2thumbsup:.... Liked a lot...
     
  7. mythili

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    i am sitting here at work laughing loud, don't care what my neighbours are thinking!

    thanks for the wonderful posts (esp the zebra!)
     
  8. Shobanag

    Shobanag Bronze IL'ite

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    Ok, you are going to get me in trouble OK ( reference to the OK lady!!) I had to stop reading it half way through since I could not control my laughter!!! I looked around to see if anyone saw me "loughing" away!! I am going to read the rest later.....:rotfl
     
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    Hi Rajmi
    Too good! :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
    Tulasi
     
  10. vivbass

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    hahaha,very nice ads,thanx for posting it. :mrgreen:
    *My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
    in KSBKBT......* this is the top
    But i sincerely pray the almighty for those girls.
     

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