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Maths Genius!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manjumnair, Sep 3, 2007.

  1. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Many times in life, whether a thing is worth doing or not, really depends on how u look at it. Take up all your courage and do something your heart tells you to do so that you may not regret not doing it later in your life........

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  2. srinivasan_vanaja

    srinivasan_vanaja Gold IL'ite

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    hi,

    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    really a genius!!!

    regards,

    Vanaja
     
  3. preethi27

    preethi27 Senior IL'ite

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    Manju,

    So nice!! I was laughing for few mintues. I dont want to degrade the child. But, I was thinking in that child position. We learn many things from children. Thanks for sharing. We will be very careful hereafter :p

    Love
    Preethi
     
  4. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Very funny! I liked the 1st and last the most!
    Sriniketan
     
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    mythili Senior IL'ite

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    Had a good laugh. Thanks!
     
  6. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Really Genius!!!
     
  7. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Some more Maths Jokes :

    1. Teacher: What is 2k + k?
    Student: 3000!

    2. Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
    Student: "It's 42!"
    Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
    Same student: "It's 24!"

    3. Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
    A: Nice belt!

    4. Q: What is the most erotic number?
    A: 2110593!
    Q: Why?
    A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

    5. The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
    One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: "Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?"
    "No."
    "The new baby will be Chinese!"
    "What?!"
    "Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese..."
     
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    mithili New IL'ite

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    q4 was really mathematical!!!!!!!!
    logic stands first..
    gud ones...........................:wink:
     
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    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    Hi

    Though i have read some of it....... It was nice maths........ I was laughing for some time....

    :clap

    Veda
     
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    slp807 Bronze IL'ite

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    Funny ones!!!

    Thanxs for sharing
     

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