# Maths Genius!!!!!!!!!!

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1. ### manjumnairSilver IL'ite

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Many times in life, whether a thing is worth doing or not, really depends on how u look at it. Take up all your courage and do something your heart tells you to do so that you may not regret not doing it later in your life........

2. ### srinivasan_vanajaGold IL'ite

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hi,

:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

really a genius!!!

regards,

Vanaja

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Manju,

So nice!! I was laughing for few mintues. I dont want to degrade the child. But, I was thinking in that child position. We learn many things from children. Thanks for sharing. We will be very careful hereafter

Love
Preethi

4. ### SriniketanIL Hall of Fame

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Very funny! I liked the 1st and last the most!
Sriniketan

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Really Genius!!!

7. ### manjumnairSilver IL'ite

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Some more Maths Jokes :

1. Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!

2. Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

3. Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

4. Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

5. The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: "Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?"
"No."
"The new baby will be Chinese!"
"What?!"
"Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese..."

8. ### mithiliNew IL'ite

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q4 was really mathematical!!!!!!!!
logic stands first..
gud ones...........................

9. ### VysanGold IL'ite

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Hi

Though i have read some of it....... It was nice maths........ I was laughing for some time....

:clap

Veda

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