<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" cellPadding=0 border=0><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"> Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything "and the book is titled: "What Woman Want!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a womanwho loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! ------------------------------------------------------- The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found aman just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?" ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= === When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? 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Good one Lavi.. Hilarious... On the second note, for some reason, many such jokes are tailored on women and how men suffer due to women and such which is so contrary to what is in real life in every household... Well.. may be people think, at least in jokes let women have that power OVER men.. :crazy:crazy:crazy
