Management At Its Best

<TT>A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. </TT>
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<TT>This new </TT><TT>boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. </TT>

<TT>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. </TT>
<TT>The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means </TT><TT>business! </TT>

<TT>The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a </TT><TT>week?" </TT>

<TT>A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make </TT><TT>$300.00 a week. Why?" </TT>

<TT>The CEO then hands the guy $600 in cash and screams, "Here's two weeks' </TT><TT>pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" </TT>

<TT>Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the </TT><TT>room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did </TT><TT>here?" </TT>

<TT>With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery </TT><TT>guy from Domino's.</TT>