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Man-Woman Scientific Explanation!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by varalotti, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. varalotti

    varalotti IL Hall of Fame

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    Dear Ladies,
    For a change, I have nothing to say. The picture says it all. Will be happy and grateful to receive your virulent comments on this.
    sridhar
     

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  2. Vandhana

    Vandhana Silver IL'ite

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    I think the picture just confrims what we women have known for a long time: " Women are Perfectionists!!:yes:
     
  3. Manjureddy

    Manjureddy Gold IL'ite

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    :yes::yes:Seconding Vandhana.

    Also
    Man is "single-track" ; Woman is "Multi-Dimensional".

    Manjula
     
  4. Kamla

    Kamla IL Hall of Fame

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    I totally agree with the picture and my two wise friends here.
    Man simply cannot be trusted with more than One single task at a time. BTW, that switch can be pushed up and down to function...just thought I will be helpful.
    We women can manage more than that one simple switch, it is but obvious.

    L, Kamla ;-)
     
  5. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    :exactly:Seconding ur comments Manju, Vandhana & Kamla....it's WOMEN all the way!!!:2thumbsup:
     
  6. jothi

    jothi Senior IL'ite

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    A picture is worth a 1000 words.

    I agree with all you ladies.Three cheers for all of Womanhood.
    GO GIRLS....

    Jothi.
     
  7. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    The picture shows that man is simple, but woman is complicated. Man can be easily turned ON, but woman needs lots of adjustments. Man once turned on will remain ON. But, woman can change and hence needs several controls.

    How about this?
     
  8. sathya

    sathya Gold IL'ite

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    hello

    pennai padaitha pinpu
    iravan kalaippai irukka...
    penn oru thunai ketka
    iraivan thayangi..
    oriru condition poda..
    penn othukondathaal
    padaithanam aanai..

    (potta conditionil onru
    ego ulla oruvana iruppaan
    thane mudalvanena ninaippaan
    maruppu therivikkakkoodathu)

    kalaithuvitta kaaranathaal
    pala mugangalum..
    pala thiramaigalum..
    samaalikkum thiramaiyum..
    samayathukku adangi pogum thiramayum..
    thalaimuraiyai padukaathu
    konji cheeraatti valarpavalaai
    vilayattaagavum.,, anbaagavum..
    sila samayam villiyaagavum
    (kadindukollavittal perfectionists enge theduvadu)
    innum pala pala thiramaigalaludan...

    padaithavan...

    aanai padaithaan.

    (this is not my idea.. but is there in our age old writings... adam and eve creations ...eve with adams rib..etc are later ideas i think..haha)

    like u must have read in the book `why men don't listen and women can't read maps' man thinks of one thing at a time and woman can think of more..

    sathya
     
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  9. Tamildownunder

    Tamildownunder Bronze IL'ite

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    Wow, what a rejoinder. If you are a Tamil I will give you the Title 'Penn Kulathin Perumai'. You are right. In Hindu mythology, the woman goddess Shakthi is supreme and she has thousand eyes and thousand hands.
     
  10. sathya

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    hello...tamil

    Wow, what a rejoinder. If you are a Tamil I will give you the Title 'Penn Kulathin Perumai'. You are right. In Hindu mythology, the woman goddess Shakthi is supreme and she has thousand eyes and thousand hands.


    cho cho chweet of u...!!!

    sathya
     

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