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MAN=Man+Donkey+Dog+Monkey (a simple calculation..HOW?)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ArabianDoll, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. ArabianDoll

    ArabianDoll Senior IL'ite

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    Why GOD created MAN?

    GOD created a DONKEY and told him, 'You will work tireless from sunrise
    upto sunset,carrying heavy loads on your back & you will eat grass. You will
    not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!'
    The DONKEY answered, ' I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much,
    give me only 20 years of life !' and God accepted his wish.
    GOD created a DOG and told him ' You will look after man's house, you will be
    his best friend & you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years.
    DOG answered 'GOD, living 25 years is too much, give me only 10 years !'
    and GOD gave him 10 years of life.
    GOD created a MONKEY and told him, 'you will jump from branch to branch ,
    you will do silly things, you will be amusing everyone and you will live for 20
    years.The MONKEY answered ' GOD, living 20 years is too much , give me
    only 10 years !' and GOD accepteted his request.
    Finally,GOD created a MAN and told him, 'you will be a MAN the only rational
    being on this earth and you will use your intelligence tocontrol other animals,
    you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.The MAN answered,
    GOD I will be a man but living 20 years is not enough, why don't you give me
    the 30 years which DONKEY refused, the 15 years which DOG didn't want and
    also the 10 years that the MONKEY refused ?'
    That's exactly what GOD did, and since then :
    MAN lives 20 years like a MAN, then he gets married and spends 30 years like
    a DONKEY, working and carrying the loads of his family on his shoulders.


    Then, when his children grew up & get married he spends 15 years like DOG looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him.Finnally when he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY jumping from house to house or from children to children,& does silly things to amuse his grandchildren.

    (HENCE PROVED..)


     
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  2. sofiya

    sofiya New IL'ite

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    :eek:mg:

    :shock: :oops: :eek oooppss!!!
     

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