A maid wanted an increment The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Shumati, why do you want an increment?" Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increment, the first is that I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maid: "The master said so." Madam: "Oh!!" Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?" Maid: "The master did." Madam: "Oh !!!" Maid: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?" Maid: "No madam, the gardener did." The Maid gets the raise .......
