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Maid wants a raise‏

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by priyauc, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. priyauc

    priyauc Bronze IL'ite

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    A maid wanted an increment

    The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Shumati, why do you
    want an increment?"

    Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increment, the
    first is that I iron better than you."
    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maid: "The master said so."
    Madam: "Oh!!"


    Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?"
    Maid: "The master did."
    Madam: "Oh !!!"

    Maid: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
    Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"
    Maid: "No madam, the gardener did."

    The Maid gets the raise .......
     
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