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Maid asked for raise

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Moonbeams, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi....Hope this one is not a repeat....if it is .............Sorry....



    The maid asked for a raise:

    The Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
    Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

    The first is that I iron better than you.
    Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
    Maria: "The Master said so."
    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
    Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
    Maria: "The Master did."
    Madam: "Oh."

    Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
    Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
    Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."
     
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  2. vidyasundar

    vidyasundar Bronze IL'ite

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    ha ha ha
    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
     
  3. Sashmitaa

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    ha ha ha

    Lakshmi
     
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    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Nice & enjoyed it.
     
  7. Moonbeams

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    Thank you for reading n enjoying my post..
     
  8. Jananikrithsan

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    What a maid!!!! Enjoyed the post.
     

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