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M-a-h-a-b-h-a-r-a-t

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Anushiv, Jun 27, 2007.

  1. Anushiv

    Anushiv Senior IL'ite

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    This a fwd. mail...regarding Junk e-mails!


    M-A-H-A-B-H-A-R-A-T

    Krishna: Arjun, Try to respect the e-mails of your colleagues.


    Arjun: But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honourable elders, who

    are logged on to honourable domains ?


    Krishna: Paarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes.

    They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Logon and send

    dozens of junk mails. This is your Karma and this alone is your

    Dharma.


    Arjun: Murari ! After seeing all this, I feel like resigning from the

    company itself


    Krishna: Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a vicious circle of Maaya. In

    this material world you have none and you are commited to none. Junk

    mails have existed before you came to this world and shall remain long after

    you are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty. Just keep sending

    junk mails.


    Arjun: But Devaki Nandan...........!


    Krishna: ...Victory or failure is not in your hands. So stop pondering

    about results. Don't waste your knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by

    your Guru.


    Arjun: Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to

    the 'system'?


    Krishna: Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with Hardware.

    However, it is another matter that it overloads the system... fills up the

    hard disk....but you are not supposed to worry about it. Listen Kunti

    putra, the way Aatma leaves one physical body and moves onto another,

    likewise these junk mails move from system to system.


    Arjun: How can one define junk mail?


    Krishna: Neither fire can burn it.., nor air can dry it... neither it can

    be conquered nor it can be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be

    looked down upon even by Mahadev... Junk mails are immortal.


    Arjun: Hey Narayan! Now all my doubts on junk mail are crystal clear. You

    have opened my eyes Yashoda Nandan, or else I would have lost Myself in

    Maaya and read all the junk mails myself.


    MAHAAABHAAAAARAT .............


    Years have passed since then, generations have come and gone,

    seasons have cycled, technology advanced, but junk mails remain. So, go on,

    contribute something to the history by hitting that forward button yet again to

    send This junk mail to all !!!!!
     
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  2. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    nice junk-mail! Comparing Aatma to junk-mail, the 2 extremes. very funny!
    sriniketan
     
  3. sudhavnarasimhan

    sudhavnarasimhan Silver IL'ite

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    Hey, that was really funny.....of course i am planning to fwd it to et all....after all it is our duty na?!:mrgreen: Thx for sharing....
     
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