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Love and Marriage

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sunitak, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. sunitak

    sunitak Junior IL'ite

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    Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
    Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.
    Marriage is a take home packet.
    Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
    Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
    Love is going to bed early.
    Marriage is going to sleep early.
    Love is a romantic drive.
    Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
    Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.
    Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
    Tv has no place in love.
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.
    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is "Don t you think you ve had enough!".
    Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"
     
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  2. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    :-D very true...........
     
  3. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Very true.................
     
  4. srsjyothi

    srsjyothi New IL'ite

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    yes its true ...nice post
     
  5. AishwaryaMohan

    AishwaryaMohan New IL'ite

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    I think love and marriage both is waste.:)
     
  6. priya4prabhu

    priya4prabhu Silver IL'ite

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    sanravi New IL'ite

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    very very true..!
    nice one
     
  8. Sarasan

    Sarasan Bronze IL'ite

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    Very nice, Funny & true also
    Thanks for sharing :)
     
  9. Sarasan

    Sarasan Bronze IL'ite

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    :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    Why dear, i just laugh like anything..............
    Do u really mean this, then it wud be painful........

    "True love is needed for happy maried life which will make our life Heavenly"

    wat do u say ma?
     

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