Hi Ilites I present to you today, a different view, a "systems software program" on LOVE Service Rep: Hello, you have reached the "Heart Systems Software Company"help desk. How may I help you? Customer: I just received your latest program,LOVEv4.0... you know.. the freeware. I don't understand it. Can tell me how to install it? Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the installation disk and instructions with you? Customer: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what the program does? Service Rep: Sure thing ma'am. LOVE is a unique program, there is no other like it in the world. LOVE attaches to your operating system and runs silently in the background, you will never see LOVE[FONT=Comic Sans MS] on your[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]monitor or your toolbar, but you will notice its affect on every application you may have.[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]It makes the good programs run smoother and greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones.[/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Customer: Wow! That sounds great. How does [/FONT][/FONT]LOVE make my machine run smoother? Service Rep: Well, good sound files, like COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT. WAV, and KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently. Also, FORGIVENESS. EXE will be invoked every time there is an external violation, including the ever- popular syntax errors. Also, all those aggravating errors that say "unable to connect" will be avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection with external devices, regardless of what country it is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age of the model. Customer: That's exactly what I need, my machine has been isolated for too long But what about the bad programs? CS Rep: Good question. LOVE searches your memory for programs like HATE. COM, BITTERNESS.EXE, SELFISH. COM, and SPITE.EXE. These programs cant be entirely deleted off your hard drive, but LOVE overpowers those programs. LOVE stops their commands from being executed and runs its own instructions. You will no longer hear INSULT.WAV and you wont be able to write with the fonts "BADWORDS12" or "HARSHNESS10" . Customer: That's a fantastic program you have. Are the upgrades free too? CS Rep: They sure are ma'am.