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Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sharika, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    <table class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 100%;" border="1" cellpadding="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr style=""> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 32%;" valign="top" width="32%"> [FONT=&quot]J[/FONT][FONT=&quot]anuary 01 - 09 ~ Dog
    January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
    January 25 - 31 ~ Lion [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 33%;" valign="top" width="33%"> [FONT=&quot]February 01 - 05 ~ Cat
    February 06 - 14 ~ Dove
    February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
    February 22 - 28 ~ Panther [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 35%;" valign="top" width="35%"> [FONT=&quot]March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey
    March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
    March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
    March 24 - 31 ~ Cat [/FONT]
    </td> </tr> <tr style=""> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 32%;" valign="top" width="32%"> [FONT=&quot]April 01 - 03 ~ Dog
    April 04 - 14 ~ Panther
    April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse
    April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 33%;" valign="top" width="33%"> [FONT=&quot]May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey
    May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
    May 22 - 31 ~ Lion [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 35%;" valign="top" width="35%"> [FONT=&quot]June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse
    June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle
    June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
    June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey
    June 25 - 30 ~ Cat [/FONT]
    </td> </tr> <tr style=""> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 32%;" valign="top" width="32%"> [FONT=&quot]July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse
    July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
    July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
    July 27 - 31 ~ Cat [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 33%;" valign="top" width="33%"> [FONT=&quot]August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
    August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
    August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 35%;" valign="top" width="35%"> [FONT=&quot]September 01 - 14 ~ Dove
    September 15 - 27 ~ Cat
    September 28 - 30 ~ Dog [/FONT]
    </td> </tr> <tr style=""> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 32%;" valign="top" width="32%"> [FONT=&quot]October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey
    October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
    October 28 - 31 ~ Panther [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 33%;" valign="top" width="33%"> [FONT=&quot]November 01 - 16 ~ Lion
    November 17 - 30 ~ Cat [/FONT]
    </td> <td style="padding: 0.75pt 0.75pt 0cm 0cm; width: 35%;" valign="top" width="35%"> [FONT=&quot]December 01 - 16 ~ Dog
    December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
    December 26 - 31 ~ Dove [/FONT]
    </td> </tr> </tbody></table>


    If you are a Dog : A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

    If you are a Mouse : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

    If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

    If you are a Cat : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

    If you are a Turtle : You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

    If you are a Dove : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

    If you are a Panther : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

    If you are a Monkey : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!
     
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  2. varudhini

    varudhini Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Sharika

    Very interesting post. It is funny to see the names and what is what?, but useful.

    Varudhini
     
  3. vidhi

    vidhi Senior IL'ite

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    Dear Sharika

    Very true. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for posting

    regards
    vidhi
     
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    honey New IL'ite

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    :goodidea: hi,
    nice idea.funny to read .
     
  5. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hi sharika,
    thanx for ur post,for me itz totally against,but for my hubby itz 100% true.
    bye,
    vivbass.
     
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    Muktha New IL'ite

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    hello Sharika,
    your thread look up......... is amusing as well as interesting.
    imagining oneself to be a dove , a lion, a dog etc is fun. Let us get to know more of such things

    regards
    muktha
     
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  7. sharika

    sharika Senior IL'ite

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    :thankyou2: for all the replies. I got it as a email and thought it would be fun to post here!!

    BTW: I'm a dog!!:tongue:tongue
     

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