If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ......................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ......................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ......................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ......................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ......................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ......................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ......................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ......................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ......................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ......................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ......................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ......................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ......................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ......................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........
