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Life's 50 Little Instructions

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Jan 10, 2008.

  1. gsaikripa

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    Life's 50 little Instructions (even if repeated
    nothing wrong in reading again)


    > 1. Have a firm handshake.
    2. Look people in the eye.
    > 3. Sing in the shower.

    > 4. Own a great stereo system.5. If in a fight, hit
    > first and hit hard.6. Keep secrets.7. Never give up
    > on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.8. Always
    > accept an outstretched hand. 9. Be brave. Even if
    > you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the
    > difference.10. Whistle.11. Avoid sarcastic
    > remarks.12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From
    > this one decision will come per cent of all your
    > happiness or misery.13. Make it a habit to do nice
    > things for people who will never find out.14. Lend
    > only those books you never care to see again.15.
    > Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that
    > they have. 16. When playing games with children, let
    > them win.17. Give people a second chance, but not a
    > third.18. Be romantic.19. Become the most positive
    > and enthusiastic person you know.20. Loosen up.
    > Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters,
    > nothing is as important as it first seems.21. Don't
    > allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's
    > there for your convenience, not the caller's.22.
    > Be a good loser.23. Be a good winner. 24. Think
    > twice before burdening a friend with a secret.25.
    > When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let
    > go.26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you
    > were born.27. Keep it simple. 28. Beware of the
    > person who has nothing to lose.29. Don't burn
    > bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you
    > have to cross the same river.30. Live your life so
    > that your epitaph could read, No Regrets 31. Be bold
    > and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll
    > regret the things you didn't do more than the one's
    > you did.32. Never waste an opportunity to tell
    > someone you love them.33. Remember no one makes it
    > alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to
    > acknowledge those who helped you.34. Take charge of
    > your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for
    > you.35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in
    > hospital; you need to stay only a few minutes.36.
    > Begin each day with some of your favorite music.37.
    > Once in a while, take the scenic route.38. Send a
    > lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who
    > thinks you're terrific.'39. Answer the phone with
    > enthusiasm and energy in your voice.40. Keep a note
    > pad and pencil on your bed-side table.Million-dollar
    > ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.41. Show respect for
    > everyone who works for a living, regardless of how
    > trivial their job.42. Send your loved ones flowers.
    > Think of a reason later.
    >
    > 43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the
    > person in the car .behind you.
    >
    > 44. Become someone's hero.
    >
    > 45. Marry only for love.
    >
    > 46. Count your blessings.
    >
    > 47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in
    > someone's home.
    >
    > 48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
    >
    > 49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any
    > job is based on your ability to deal with people.
    >
    > 50. Don't expect life to be fair
     
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