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letter to dad

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by manisha13, May 4, 2007.

  1. manisha13

    manisha13 New IL'ite

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    'letter to dad':A Must Read

    :rolleyes:Good One
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    >A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
    nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
    prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad". With
    the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with
    trembling hands:
    >
    >
    >Dear Dad,
    >
    >It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
    my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been
    finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with all her piercings,
    tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad,
    she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
    >
    >Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than me, she
    already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
    winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
    dreams too.
    >
    >Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
    growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and
    ecstasy we want. In the meantime we'll pray that science will find a cure for
    AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
    >
    >Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
    grandchildren.
    >
    >Your son, John
    >
    >PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I
    just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report
    card that's in my desk center drawer.
    >
    >I love you!
    >
    >Call when it is safe for me to come home
    >
    manisha

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