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Letter of Proposal

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Reenae, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. Reenae

    Reenae Bronze IL'ite

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    A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
    But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
    to send a note and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
    proposal to her.


    HE WROTE :

    Most worthy of your estimation
    after a long consideration
    and much mediation.
    I have a strong indication
    to become your relation.
    As to my educational qualification,
    it is no exaggeration or fabrication
    that I have passed my matriculation examination;
    no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
    What do you say to the solemnisation
    of our marriage celebration
    according to the glorification of modern civilisation
    and with a view to the expansion
    of the population of present generation.

    On your approbation of the application,
    I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
    and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    it will be our argumentation of the joy and
    exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

    Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,

    To remain victim of your fascination.


    SHE WROTE :

    Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

    Congratulation for your lengthy narration
    of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
    for a combination which on examination
    I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.

    You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
    what about my graduation after a long botheration,
    so improve situation in education
    and make an application by acquisition
    of post graduation and minimum qualification
    for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
    undergo beautification.

    Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
    regulation for the determination of our relation.

    1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.

    2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
    of any fascination and,

    3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

    In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
    paper conversation.

    I Remain,

    Unaffected by your affection.
     
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  2. Meenaneelakantan

    Meenaneelakantan Bronze IL'ite

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    Hi Reenae ma'am

    Here is my appreciation for coming up with this presentation..

    love
    Meena
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Good amount of time in the dictionary,,ah!
    Enjoyed reading it!
     
  4. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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