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Let's Party Like It's 1999

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by SuiDhaaga, Jul 11, 2021.

  1. SuiDhaaga

    SuiDhaaga Platinum IL'ite

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    The Internet went out
    I was doing something important
    Now I want to pull my hair and shout

    Never have I been so annoyed
    Never have I been so aggravated
    The weekend came after i finally
    Waited and waited

    Only to have the Internet go out

    Of all days why today
    Why not when we are attending a parade
    Or in the middle of the night
    While everyone is dreaming of boogiemen
    That came nowhere out of sight

    Why did my Internet have yo go out now
    It turned my smiley weekend into a frown

    The rest of the neighborhood
    Got affected too
    Might as well
    Be home
    Be home
    With the stinkin flu

    How much have we come to
    Depend on the Internet
    When we need it most
    It plays dead
    This sends us back to VHS
    When the futuristic movie was
    The excellent adventures
    Of Bill and Ted

    I called my provider
    Who said this will
    Be an all-nighter
    God knows how long this will take
    We will be fortunate if service returns
    Half past eight!

    Shark ate the Internet!

     
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    shilpamaroli Senior IL'ite

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