Lessons in logic!!!

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  1. revathy45

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    Lessons in Logic






    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.
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    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me.
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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect.....<WBR>. so why practice?
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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?
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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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    Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.

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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
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    "Hard work never killed anybody
    "But why take the risk.

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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours
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    .God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
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    The more you learn, the more you know,

    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn. .

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    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where a train stops
    .On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say.....






    To ReAct Is easier Than To Act
    Revathy
     
    Last edited: Mar 16, 2008
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    I loved the last one !
     

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