<TABLE><TD background=http://i18.tinypic.com/4lse8gi.jpg> Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect.....<WBR>. so why practice? ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa .............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife .............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... " Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... "Hard work never killed anybody "But why take the risk. ...........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>..... .God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ............<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. . ...........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>.........<WBR>...... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I say..... To ReAct Is easier Than To Act Revathy