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Lessons in Logic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gsaikripa, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    Lessons in Logic


    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.

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    I was born intelligent -
    education ruined me.

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    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect..... .
    so why practice?

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    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?

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    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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    Money is not everything.
    There's Mastercard & Visa.

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    One should love animals.
    They are so tasty.

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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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    Every man should marry.
    After all, happiness is not the only thing in
    life.

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    The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.

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    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.

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    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.

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    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep

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    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning

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    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk

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    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours

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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.

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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.


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    A bus station is where a bus stops.

    A train station is where a train stops.

    On my desk, I have a work station....


    what more can I say........
     
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  2. Moonbeams

    Moonbeams Bronze IL'ite

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    This is a repeat.....I have posted this logic 2 months back in this forum...
     
  3. meenakshirajan

    meenakshirajan Silver IL'ite

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    Hello Sai,
    Good Logic.
    Meenakshi Rajan
     

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