<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TR height=1440><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 489pt; PADDING-TOP: 0in" width=652 height=1440><TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TD style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; BACKGROUND: black; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-TOP: 0in" width="100%" bgColor=black>Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... 'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... 'Work fascinates me' I can look at it for hours ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ..............................<WBR>..............................<WBR>.......... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ <HR align=center width="100%" SIZE=2>
Good logic, Madhu!I liked the logic in 'light travels faster that sound' and the last one very much.Sriniketan