Lessons in Logic!!!

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  1. madhu11

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    Lessons in Logic



    If your father is a poor man,

    it is your fate but,

    if your father-in-law is a poor man,

    it's your stupidity.


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    I was born intelligent -

    education ruined me.


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    Practice makes perfect.....

    But nobody's perfect......

    so why practice?


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    If it's true that we are here to help others,

    then what exactly are the others here for?


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    Since light travels faster than sound,

    people appear bright until you hear them speak.


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    How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?


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    Money is not everything.

    There's Mastercard & Visa.


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    One should love animals.

    They are so tasty.


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    Behind every successful man, there is a woman

    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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    Every man should marry.

    After all, happiness is not the only thing in

    life.


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    The wise never marry.

    and when they marry they become otherwise.


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    Success is a relative term.

    It brings so many relatives.


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    Never put off the work till tomorrow

    what you can put off today.


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    'Your future depends on your dreams'

    So go to sleep


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    There should be a better way to start a day

    Than waking up every morning


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    'Hard work never killed anybody'

    But why take the risk


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    'Work fascinates me'

    I can look at it for hours


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    God made relatives;

    Thank God we can choose our friends.


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    The more you learn, the more you know,

    The more you know, the more you forget

    The more you forget, the less you know

    So.. why learn.



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    A bus station is where a bus stops.


    A train station is where a train stops.


    On my desk, I have a work station....


    what more can I say........


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    Good logic, Madhu!I liked the logic in 'light travels faster that sound' and the last one very much.Sriniketan
     
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    Hi Madhu,

    I liked all of them... Good logic.... Thanks for Posting
     
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    Hi,

    Good Lesson on logic...

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    Good one Madhu!!!
     
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    hi,

    good one madhu
     
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    Great Post Madhu,

    I will use it as my friday weekend joke for my colleagues.

    Regards
    Anita
     
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    What more can I say....Nice Post

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