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Laughs!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sonu_627, Nov 20, 2006.

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    It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million
    soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2
    make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI

    * Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a
    big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
    Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

    * Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
    Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

    * Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya
    jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
    A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

    * Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:
    ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
    Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
    Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
    Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

    * Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi
    achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe
    aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

    * It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
    that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting
    the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

    * Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri
    ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
    4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
    Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

    * Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti
    hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai
    clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very
    clear

    * Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
    Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
    TT: Ticket hai?
    Sadhu: Nahin
    TT: Chalo
    Sadhu: Kahan?
    TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

    * Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN
    PARAG PAN MASALA
    But girraffe was not eating. Why?
    Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

    * What do u call a woman in heaven?
    An Angel
    A crowd of woman in heaven?
    A host of Angels
    And all woman in heaven?
    PEACE ON EARTH

    Last but its the best one.i just love this one..!!
    Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
    Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse
    mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
     
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