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Laugh Time!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by slgayatri, Jan 3, 2007.

  1. slgayatri

    slgayatri Bronze IL'ite

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    Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji.

    Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box.
    He says "I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tomorrow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die".
    Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says "If I find fish in my lunch box tomorrow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die"
    Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says "Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tomorrow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"
    Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
    The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
    Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.
    In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says "I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"
    The Bengali's widow says "I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch" The sardarji's widow says "I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch....!!!

    Howzzat?
    I hope u enjoy.
    Gayathri.:wave
     
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  2. Sireesha8

    Sireesha8 New IL'ite

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    Funny

    Hi Gayatri

    This is a very hilarious one. I love Sardar jokes. Keep posting them. Thanks


    Rgds
    Sireesha8
     
  3. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    hahahahha..really funny..thanx for sending..:p
     
  4. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    Hi gayathri,
    good one & keep sending jokes
     
  5. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good one....
    I couldn't control laughing....:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
     
  6. Vysan

    Vysan Gold IL'ite

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    hi

    Good one

    Veda
     
  7. Arunarc

    Arunarc Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Marriage can be fun
    Wife: What are you doing?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !
    Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.


    ---------------------------------------------------
    Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?
    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
    I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.
    Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
    Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself ---
    what other problem can be greater than this one ?

    ------------------------------------------------------------

    A newly married man asked his wife
    " Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? "
    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
    " I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! "

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    A wife asked her husband:
    What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
    I like your sense of humor.




    :-D It is just fun hope u all enjoy
    Love
    Aruna
     

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