>>>1.Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? >>> Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me. >>> >>>2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are >>> some sleeping pills. >>> Wife: When must I give them to him? >>> Doctor: They are for you. >>> >>>3. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic >>> elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table >>> was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and >>> posted on the apple tray, >>> "Take only one. God is watching." >>> Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of >>> the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. >>> A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is >>> watching the apples." >>> >>> 4. What are the three fastest ways of communication? >>> Three fastest means of communication in the world. >>> Tele-phone >>> Tele-vision >>> Tell-a-woman. >>> You still want faster? >>> (Tell her not to tell anyone )
