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laloo's point of view...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rajjo, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. Rajjo

    Rajjo Junior IL'ite

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    Hi here is something which is actually funny but is also the dreadful truth of our Nation.


    Look at the Laloo's point
    A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

    He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
    Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:
    H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 %
    Only K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 %
    Only L O B B Y I N G 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 %
    Only L U C K 12 21 3 11 = 47 %
    Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
    A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %
    Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.
    Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this......
    C O R R U P T I O N 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %
    Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week.


    regds...
    Rajitha.
     
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    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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