kya baat hai!!! A Naughty To All Of you

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  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    1. Sardarji: I divorced my wife on d 1st nite.
    > Frnd: Why?
    > Sardar: I saw d lebel on her panties, "Tested OK
    > by Mafatlal & Sons."
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    > 2. Sardar: Yaar meri biwi paani se bahut darti hai.
    > Frnd: Tujhe kaise pata?
    > Sardar: Dopahar ko ghar aaya to woh bathtub mein
    > security guard k sath naha rahi thi.
    >
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    > 3. Blood test k liye ek nurse ne ek sardar ki ungli
    > se blood lene k baad ungli chusi, sardara hasa.
    > Nurse: Kyun hasa?
    > Sardar: Iske baad urine test hai.
    >
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    > 4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
    > Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make
    > me both happy & sad.
    > Husband: Ur nipples r bettr than ur sister's!
    >
    > 5. Suhag raat pe husband ne wife ko 500 ka note deke
    > kaha- Humne yeh kam kabhi free mein nahin kia.
    > Wife ne 200 wapas deke kaha- Humne bhi apno se
    > kabhi jyada nahin liya.
    >
    > 6. A Child asks d priest in chursh, " Is there
    > anythng in dis world which attracts you?
    > Father replies: "Nun my son, Nun".
    >
    > 7. Judge: Can u tell me d exact place where dis man
    > raped ur wife?
    > Sardar lifted Sardarni's saari & undrwr & said,
    > "Here, my lord, here."
     
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  2. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    :crazy hilarious
     
  3. mspurohit

    mspurohit New IL'ite

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    hi friend ,
    kya baat hai its really good hassi ruk hi nahi rahi hai . thank for sharing.
     
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    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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  5. Sashmitaa

    Sashmitaa Senior IL'ite

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    good jokes

    Lakshmi
     

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