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kuch kar dikhana hai !!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by krishnaamma, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. krishnaamma

    krishnaamma Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    "U love someone

    U marry someone else.

    The one u marry

    becomes ur wife or husband.

    And the one u loved

    becomes the password

    of ur mail id"

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    There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

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    If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
    If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a
    limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.

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    Three dreams of a man:
    To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
    To be as rich as his child believes.
    To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other
    kidney.

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    Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
    denge.

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    What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
    Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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    Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
    Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
    Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

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    The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it
    can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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    Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis
    gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye,

    Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
     
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  2. Aabhi

    Aabhi Gold IL'ite

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    Hi Krish,

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!! very funny............. thanks for posting this.

    The last one "Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!" is the best - no words to explain................
     
  3. manjumnair

    manjumnair Silver IL'ite

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    Hi Krish,

    It was really funny... Good post.... I liked the first and third....

    Thank you for posting this... Continue your good work...
     
  4. Jananikrithsan

    Jananikrithsan Gold IL'ite

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    Great, Funny One, Krishnaamma.
    Japanese Camera one is the best.
     
  5. roopadadia

    roopadadia Silver IL'ite

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    Good ones Krishnaamma.

    Roopa.
     
  6. abhatv

    abhatv Senior IL'ite

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    Dear Krishnaamma,

    Superb ones! Extremely funny. Do post more of this kind.

    Thanks & Regards,

    Abha.
     
  7. padmamadhavan

    padmamadhavan New IL'ite

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    There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

    its true.
     

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