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  1. krishnaamma

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    One morning at a doctor's place....

    A patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him
    "OK, What happened to your back?"
    The patient replies...

    "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise
    in mybedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and
    did not findanyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and hewas dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and
    threw it at him, That?s how I strained my back"


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    The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said
    "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
    He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today wasthe first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm
    and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by
    a fridge."

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    The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks,
    "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

    "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

    Keep Laughing forever, :roll: :rotfl
     
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  2. vivbass

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    nice,hahahhaha:-D
     
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    Ha ha ha. very funny. Good collection. Thanks for sharing, krishnamma.
     
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    KRISHNAMA,VERY NICE,HAHAHHAHA..
    old lady joke is very nice.:2thumbsup:
     

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