Keep away from 5 Star hotels

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  1. gsaikripa

    gsaikripa Gold IL'ite

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    Keep away from 5 Star Hotels

    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, MilK , or Coffee?"
    Answer: "tea please
    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" ]
    Answer : "Ceylon tea
    [Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" [/font]
    Answer: "white"[/font]
    [Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
    Answer: "With milk
    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    [Answer: "With cow milk please. ]
    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer: "With sugar"
    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar "

    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer:Mineral water
    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst [/font]
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  2. jaisapmm

    jaisapmm Silver IL'ite

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    saikripa,
    Nice one

    Regards
     
  3. asharvi67

    asharvi67 New IL'ite

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    Too funnyBig LaughBig LaughBig Laugh lol

    Cheers,
    Ashwini
     
  4. umarao02

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    good one,laughed my head off......
     

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