Kadi Jokes Corner

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  1. blessbabydust

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    Hi All

    Lets cheer up ourselves with some Kadi jokes ... :)


    Kakaikku kachal vandal enna saium?

    CROSIN sapudum.

    english version :-

    What does crow eat if it gets fever ?
    Eats Crosin



    share yours lets giggle and laugh our belly out :)

    escape :hide:
     
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    One person goes to the top of LIC building and falls of from there. But he doesn't get even a small injury. why?

    B'cos it was a big injury..
     
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    Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha,
    Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai?
    Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai
    Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya
    Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
    Office Late Puhncha
    Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya
    Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha.
    Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya..
     
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    What is tension?

    1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...

    Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...

    aap use hospital le gaye...

    Doctor bola :- 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.........Lo ho gayi tension...

    Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,

    Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. ............................Aur tension!...

    Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua...

    Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte..........Saala aurr tension!..

    Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye...

    Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he?
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    Paise wala aadmi:

    Aaj mere paas 14
    cars.

    18 dukaan.

    4 Bangle hain..

    Tumhare paas kya hai?
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    Gharib aadmi:
    mere paas 1 beta
    hai, jiski girlfriend teri beti hai..
     

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