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  1. cool100

    cool100 New IL'ite

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    Just for FUN


    A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
    expensive answers that your
    wife will give you for free.
    --Anonymous

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    Every man should get married some time; after all,
    happiness is not the
    only thing in life!!
    --Anonymous
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    Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
    that some men should
    be happier than others.
    --Oscar Wilde
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    Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
    --Scottish Proverb
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    I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
    two years.
    --Sam Kinison
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    Bachelors know more about women than married men;
    if they didn't, they'd
    be married too.
    --H. L. Mencken
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    Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
    they marry later;for
    another thing, they die earlier.
    --H. L. Mencken
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    - "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
    bicycle."
    - U2
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    - Marriage is a three-ring circus:
    --engagement ring
    ---wedding ring
    ---suffering
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    When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
    why.
    When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
    wonders why.
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    Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
    you can be sure of
    one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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    I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
    her way back to home
    always.
    --Anonymous
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    I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
    anniversary? " She
    said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
    "How about the kitchen?"
    --Anonymous
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    We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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    My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That
    was only for the
    estimate.
    --Anonymous
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    She got a mudpack and looked great for two
    days.Then the mud fell off.
    --Anonymous
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    She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
    late for the
    garbage?"
    Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump
    in."
    --Anonymous

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    Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
    to get to married. He
    says "the wedding rings look like minature
    handcuffs... .."
    --Anonymous
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your
    wife yelling at the
    frontdoor, who do you let in first?
    The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u
    let him in!
    --Anonymous
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    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
    dearly parted mother and
    started back toward his car when his attention was
    diverted to another
    man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
    praying with profound
    intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
    die? Why did you have to die?" The first man
    approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to
    interfere with your private grief, but this
    demonstration of pain in is
    more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you
    mourn so? Deeply? A
    child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to
    collect himself, then
    replied "My wife's first husband."
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    A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
    leaned over, made a wish
    and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a
    wish, too. But she leaned
    over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The
    husband was stunned
    for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "
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    "It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the
    dream of
    yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of
    tomorrow"
    - Robert H. Goddard
     
  2. puni88

    puni88 Moderator Staff Member IL Hall of Fame

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    Good Jokes!!
    I don't agree the fact that only women are causing misery in married life.
     
  3. vivbass

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    :evil: nice jokes:2thumbsup:
     
  4. madhu11

    madhu11 Bronze IL'ite

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    funny. :rotfl
    keep posting.

    madhu
     
  5. BhargaviChakravarthy

    BhargaviChakravarthy Bronze IL'ite

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    Really good and enjoyable:2thumbsup:
    But whether marriage :cry: ultimately results in sadness:) :-D
     

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