Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born? Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. ================================================================ Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. ================================================================ Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na.... ================================================================ Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM ================================================================ Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination? Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wears SHIRTs!!! ================================================================ When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !! ================================================================ Whats the height of Intelligence? Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ... ================================================================