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  1. vivbass

    vivbass Gold IL'ite

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    if u r travelling in Train with ticket itz good,
    if u r travelling without ticket itz FINEBig Laugh

    salesmen:buy Ant powder mam'
    lady: no sir,then mosquito will ask lipstick

    girl to her father: dad iam in love
    father: ok,whatz the boy is doing??
    girl: he is kicking in my stomach(means she is pregnant)

    journalist: y u r marrying the same person??
    heroine: becoz itz remix season.

    patient: whose words shall i believe DR' ??? ur's or my uncle's???
    DR: y r u asking??
    patient: becoz u said i have to undergo for operation which u r going to do,my uncle is blessing me,u live 100yrs.

    S.M.S jokes:
    yes'day a new rule has come in parliament,
    whatz that???
    if u r beautiful u need to pay the beauty tax,luckily u escaped.

    1mg,
    1g,
    1kg,
    1ton,
    y did u confused?? iam sending a weightful msg.


    Lady 1: In our house if we miss anything,our grandma will put the crowbar in water...then v'll get the things imml'y.
    Lady 2:eek:h,is it,good.
    Lady 1: this time i missed my gold ear ring.
    Lady: then ask ur grandma to put the crowbar in water
    Lady1: wait,wait,she is searching for that crowbar only;-)
     
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  2. Sriniketan

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    Enjoyed it....Big Laugh
     
  3. Sumeru

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    Good ones, keep them coming !
     
  4. gsaikripa

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    Good jokes, ...........
     
  5. Moonbeams

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    Mindblowing.....keep sharing
     

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