if u r travelling in Train with ticket itz good, if u r travelling without ticket itz FINEBig Laugh salesmen:buy Ant powder mam' lady: no sir,then mosquito will ask lipstick girl to her father: dad iam in love father: ok,whatz the boy is doing?? girl: he is kicking in my stomach(means she is pregnant) journalist: y u r marrying the same person?? heroine: becoz itz remix season. patient: whose words shall i believe DR' ??? ur's or my uncle's??? DR: y r u asking?? patient: becoz u said i have to undergo for operation which u r going to do,my uncle is blessing me,u live 100yrs. S.M.S jokes: yes'day a new rule has come in parliament, whatz that??? if u r beautiful u need to pay the beauty tax,luckily u escaped. 1mg, 1g, 1kg, 1ton, y did u confused?? iam sending a weightful msg. Lady 1: In our house if we miss anything,our grandma will put the crowbar in water...then v'll get the things imml'y. Lady 2h,is it,good. Lady 1: this time i missed my gold ear ring. Lady: then ask ur grandma to put the crowbar in water Lady1: wait,wait,she is searching for that crowbar only;-)
