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jokes--LOL

Discussion in 'Online Games & Puzzles' started by pia123, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. pia123

    pia123 New IL'ite

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    :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl Great Lawyers
    What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
    A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.



    Is your brain stuck on some problem?

    Be happy! It is a good proof that you have a brain.



    regards
    pia
     
  2. subbutr

    subbutr Senior IL'ite

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    Well shared jokes with intellectual thoughts from our pial....

    Judge asks the convict....

    Do you accept the guilt...

    Yes my lord, :)

    if You too accept that showing the gun to safeguard our safety when in danger.:-(

    I too did the same and police have booked me for threatening ....8)
     
  3. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    Enjoyed the jokes from pia and Subbu Sir.:thumbsup

    sriniketan
     
  4. subbutr

    subbutr Senior IL'ite

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    Thanks to sirniketan for feedbacks...

    To add a few more.....

    He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

    A day without sunshine is like... night.

    On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Subbu
     
  5. Sriniketan

    Sriniketan IL Hall of Fame

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    very nice one, Subbu Sir,
    really enjoyed it

    sriniketan
     
  6. subbutr

    subbutr Senior IL'ite

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    Yes dear sriniketan, interactions and feedbacks are the back bones of the forums.

    Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds

    Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....)

    Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
    Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!)

    3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
    Experience preferred. (in months or years?)

    Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out)

    Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet)

    Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
    Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!)

    Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
    (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

    We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.(nice work!)

    cya.....subbu
     
  7. ShruthiAKotian

    ShruthiAKotian Bronze IL'ite

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    :biglaugh enjoyed them to the core
     
  8. ShruthiAKotian

    ShruthiAKotian Bronze IL'ite

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    A person buys a new car and decides to go on a long drive.

    Next day morning, he tells his mother that he is off for a long drive and would be back in the evening but even though its night, he is not back yet and mother begins to worry. Next day morning also he doesn't return and finally returns in the evening.

    Mother asks him: "Son, why were you so late....?"
    Son replies: "Mummy, these car people have invented 5 gears to move forward but just a single gear to return" :rotfl
     

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