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Joke: Little Johny :)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Jeejaaji, Nov 16, 2014.

  1. Jeejaaji

    Jeejaaji Bronze IL'ite

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    LITTLE JOHNY ON MATH'S

    A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?

    She calls on little Johny.

    He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.

    The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'

    Then little JOHNY says, 'I have a question for YOU teacher.

    There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

    One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

    The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

    The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

    Which one is married?'

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

    To which Little JOHNY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'


    Keep Smiling guyz.... :)
     
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